Brett Helquist’s illustrations for A Series of Unfortunate Events 

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dysfunctunal:

niggas be like 

dysfunctunal:

niggas be like 

image

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

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cuntnuggets5ever:

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year. This class is hard And he likes Spongebob So like Help a person out

cuntnuggets5ever:

This is my history teacher. He told me if I got him famous that he would pass me in this class for the whole year.
This class is hard
And he likes Spongebob
So like
Help a person out

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fernwah:

this would make everyone shut up 

fernwah:

this would make everyone shut up 

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vidaeaternus:

tmirai:

soundlyawake:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

wait…that’s…real?

Yep. A real thing. And one of their reasons was, essentially, because they don’t want employers -not- hiring women because they fear lawsuits from not paying them fair wages.
Can’t make that up.


"Wait, you want to be in business and work right? Why aren’t you for republicans?" This. And the shit like this they pull every fucking day then use being ‘for big business’ as an excuse  to be close minded bigots who only care about how loud their pockets jingle.

vidaeaternus:

tmirai:

soundlyawake:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

wait…that’s…real?

Yep. A real thing. And one of their reasons was, essentially, because they don’t want employers -not- hiring women because they fear lawsuits from not paying them fair wages.

Can’t make that up.

"Wait, you want to be in business and work right? Why aren’t you for republicans?"
This. And the shit like this they pull every fucking day then use being ‘for big business’ as an excuse to be close minded bigots who only care about how loud their pockets jingle.

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morganoperandi:

allthebeautifulthings9828:

Guys, look. They finally made a baby stroller for wheelchair-bound mothers. This is so important.

My wife is a physical therapist.  She started tearing up when I showed this to her.

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So what you want, baby?

So what you want, baby?

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