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herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

(via condom)


cas-has-the-phone-box:

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

GET OUT ME VAG

(via sorry)


officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

(via laughingstation)


autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

(via butt-chunder)


unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

(via hi)


abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

(via teenscoolest)


(via fake-mermaid)


cherrybombcardigan:

The Sasquatch Gang is an awesome movie.  You have to accept that.

cherrybombcardigan:

The Sasquatch Gang is an awesome movie.  You have to accept that.

(via the-incredible-bulk)



telephobe:

when ur friend is hungry 

image

(via laughingstation)


officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via fake-mermaid)


tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via fake-mermaid)


roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via butt-chunder)


(via africandad)